Woody Allen‘s only good joke:

“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.”
Woody Allen, “Without Feathers1975.

Just in case you might be wondering why I’m not a Woody Allen fan, I think this sums it up:

"Inside Woody Allen," Written by Woody Allen and Drawn by Stuart Hample.

“Inside Woody Allen,” Written by Woody Allen and Drawn by Stuart Hample.

And if you don’t get that, well, I’m afraid I can’t really explain it. Let’s just say I don’t find it funny and move on.