I don’t think I’ve ever told a story in under five minuates either.

Harry Chapin’s W.O.L.D.

Wikipedia said it well:

W·O·L·D” is a song written and performed by Harry Chapin. The song is about an aging disc jockey who travels the United States seeking happiness, which he believes he will find by following his passion for being a radio broadcaster, only to discover that his life, looks, and voice have passed him by, which is alluded to in the song’s title.