Woody Allen‘s only good joke:

“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.”
— Woody Allen, “Without Feathers” 1975.

Just in case you might be wondering why I’m not a Woody Allen fan, I think this sums it up:

“Inside Woody Allen,” Written by Woody Allen and Drawn by Stuart Hample.

And if you don’t get that, well, I’m afraid I can’t really explain it. Let’s just say I don’t find it funny and move on.